A manager from Madrid, today at lunch:
"Il hombre se llega cuando la mujer quiere. E la mujer se llega cuando la mujer quiere."
Thursday, 16 October 2008
Wednesday, 15 October 2008
Daca nu mi-a placut cartea..
Am vazut azi un automat de carti .. pt prima oara in viata mea, nu stiam ca exista. La metrou, la Maria Cristina. Credeam initial ca gasesc apa, Redbull ,etc. cum sunt si la noi. Insa nu. Erau carti. 20 euro cartea. Vad ca 20 de euro e o suma magica aici, poti face multe cu 20 euro :)), important e sa te te decizi in ce vrei sa investesti.
Insa nu as baga 20 euro in aparat, sa-mi cada o carte oarecare despre care nu stiu nimic. e aiurea. In librarie e altceva, o iei, o deschizi, citesti primele pagini, vezi daca-ti place,etc.. (sau cum fac eu, ma uit mereu la sfarsit, la ultimele paragrafe- si daca-mi place, o cumpar). Dar asa, sa o cumperi doar dupa culoarea copertii...
Probabil ca erau toate in spaniola, oricum..
La fel cum sunt si toate filmele la cinema. Am auzit ca se castiga bani frumosi din dublat, si ca se folosesc aceleasi voci, de exemplu, daca un tip oarecare e vocea lui Will Smith intr-un film, si-n urmatoarele tot el va fi, ca altfel , citez "altfel isi va da seama lumea si nu-i va mai placea " . WTF !!??! Ce prostie !!!Oricum stii ca nu-i vocea lui Will Smith, adica the dude is moving his lips in English, while you are hearing Spanish !!!!!! Ca sa nu mai zic ca dubleaza folosind slang-ul spaniol, cum vorbesc tinerii de aici de rand, pe care nu l-ar folosi niciodata un american, etc.
Deci, daca iti nimeresti actorul pe care-l dublezi pe la inceputul carierei sale, si el are succes, vei face si tu bani frumosi !
Incep sa cred ca noi, romanii, suntem oameni destepti. But yet again, when I will return in Berceni...
Insa nu as baga 20 euro in aparat, sa-mi cada o carte oarecare despre care nu stiu nimic. e aiurea. In librarie e altceva, o iei, o deschizi, citesti primele pagini, vezi daca-ti place,etc.. (sau cum fac eu, ma uit mereu la sfarsit, la ultimele paragrafe- si daca-mi place, o cumpar). Dar asa, sa o cumperi doar dupa culoarea copertii...
Probabil ca erau toate in spaniola, oricum..
La fel cum sunt si toate filmele la cinema. Am auzit ca se castiga bani frumosi din dublat, si ca se folosesc aceleasi voci, de exemplu, daca un tip oarecare e vocea lui Will Smith intr-un film, si-n urmatoarele tot el va fi, ca altfel , citez "altfel isi va da seama lumea si nu-i va mai placea " . WTF !!??! Ce prostie !!!Oricum stii ca nu-i vocea lui Will Smith, adica the dude is moving his lips in English, while you are hearing Spanish !!!!!! Ca sa nu mai zic ca dubleaza folosind slang-ul spaniol, cum vorbesc tinerii de aici de rand, pe care nu l-ar folosi niciodata un american, etc.
Deci, daca iti nimeresti actorul pe care-l dublezi pe la inceputul carierei sale, si el are succes, vei face si tu bani frumosi !
Incep sa cred ca noi, romanii, suntem oameni destepti. But yet again, when I will return in Berceni...
Monday, 13 October 2008
Sunday, 12 October 2008
Lost the breakfast dream
......
" Scuse me, I forgot to ask for a receipt for the washing machine... I want to disburse this..
- Sure, , which room do you have?
- 409.
- Ohh... Ohh.. I must tell you something.. Remember when you came, on your first day, I've told you that the breakfast is included.."
- Yes ..
-Well, it's not included. We made a mistake.. But, up to now, we say it's our fault, so we won't charge you for it. But starting now..
" - Hmm... So , how much is it?
- Is 13 euro per day..."
So, sad Sunday .. I've lost the orange juice, the jambon, the double esspressos, the cookies ,the fruits, the view, Herald Tribune, El Pays, etc..
The perfect start of each day...
Actually, come to think about it, I know a better one, but I won't say it :) ..
" Scuse me, I forgot to ask for a receipt for the washing machine... I want to disburse this..
- Sure, , which room do you have?
- 409.
- Ohh... Ohh.. I must tell you something.. Remember when you came, on your first day, I've told you that the breakfast is included.."
- Yes ..
-Well, it's not included. We made a mistake.. But, up to now, we say it's our fault, so we won't charge you for it. But starting now..
" - Hmm... So , how much is it?
- Is 13 euro per day..."
So, sad Sunday .. I've lost the orange juice, the jambon, the double esspressos, the cookies ,the fruits, the view, Herald Tribune, El Pays, etc..
The perfect start of each day...
Actually, come to think about it, I know a better one, but I won't say it :) ..
Friday, 10 October 2008
Sin city
.....
Si la al doilea Long Island, barmanita ma intreaba cum ma cheama..si ii zic. Si de unde sunt ? ..Hmm... si am o retinere.. si wtf, ii zic: Din Romania!.. Good, good, zambeste..Si-mi zice ca m-a observat, ca sunt deja client fidel.. si ii zic ca e deja inceputul,mai am 3 luni de stat pe aici . :) .. "So, quieres un shot? "Sure, why not?" Ce vrei? imi zice, Ii raspund.. " Qualque tu quieras. ... si-mi toarna unu'.. E..para ti .. ?" zic,, ca doar nu beau singur.. si-si toarna si ea. "Salud !" si bem, si mi-a pus ceva, un whisky sau coniac, nu-mi dau seama.. Taare !!! Deja lacrimez (wtf it's that? ?? !!), si ma uit la ea, n-are nici pe dreaqu, si ea e la al 700 lea shot or something...zambeste ..
.. si n-apuc bine sa pun paharu' jos, ca langa mine apar 3 blonde.. "U like it?" imi zic... ca au primit si ele shoturi, si una nu il vrea.."So, why not? " nu e bine sa refuzi o fata.. so, I', havin' this next shot with these 2 girls, si.. Tzeapa !! eu credeam ca e shot de Loch Castle, o bautura cu gust de mere, light, sooper buna,de altfel, ce mi s-a zis ca e din New York, 'si chestia asta e taaaaaaaaaaaare !! si nashpa, 3 Orbit si un Colgate Total nu te scapa de gust,, si-mi dau seama , e tzuica de la noi, nu-mi vine sa cred, taste just like that !!
..everybody screaaaam, feeel gooooooooooooooodd !!
..toti au ochii doar pe jumatate deschisi....see the reason in your eyes..
...just livin' la vida mocca..
..............................
Wasted chicks come to you. "so.. wh.. wh ,,wha... what's your name? " they're finally sayin'...
What's the point? You gonna forget it,anyway, in the next second.. ..here I'm Mario !! :)) ...
talking with them , like this chick, Daniela, from Chile, after like 2 mins, "so, what's your name?" I've told u before, rememeber? Not !! Kissin' me, liked my hat . :)) !!
"Salud !!" ,,Salud !!"
Uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. ! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhu !! Falling in and out.........................
....now I'm talkin' with this little blonde girl, lip piearced, from Valencia, forgot her name already, she's givin' me her number, she doesn't know English, I suck tryin' to speak some Spanish, it's so funny... she says to meet her "manana" .."Si, si " ... Da unde dreaqu? Cruek tot aici..
This is Sin City.. no doubt about it...
Si la al doilea Long Island, barmanita ma intreaba cum ma cheama..si ii zic. Si de unde sunt ? ..Hmm... si am o retinere.. si wtf, ii zic: Din Romania!.. Good, good, zambeste..Si-mi zice ca m-a observat, ca sunt deja client fidel.. si ii zic ca e deja inceputul,mai am 3 luni de stat pe aici . :) .. "So, quieres un shot? "Sure, why not?" Ce vrei? imi zice, Ii raspund.. " Qualque tu quieras. ... si-mi toarna unu'.. E..para ti .. ?" zic,, ca doar nu beau singur.. si-si toarna si ea. "Salud !" si bem, si mi-a pus ceva, un whisky sau coniac, nu-mi dau seama.. Taare !!! Deja lacrimez (wtf it's that? ?? !!), si ma uit la ea, n-are nici pe dreaqu, si ea e la al 700 lea shot or something...zambeste ..
.. si n-apuc bine sa pun paharu' jos, ca langa mine apar 3 blonde.. "U like it?" imi zic... ca au primit si ele shoturi, si una nu il vrea.."So, why not? " nu e bine sa refuzi o fata.. so, I', havin' this next shot with these 2 girls, si.. Tzeapa !! eu credeam ca e shot de Loch Castle, o bautura cu gust de mere, light, sooper buna,de altfel, ce mi s-a zis ca e din New York, 'si chestia asta e taaaaaaaaaaaare !! si nashpa, 3 Orbit si un Colgate Total nu te scapa de gust,, si-mi dau seama , e tzuica de la noi, nu-mi vine sa cred, taste just like that !!
..everybody screaaaam, feeel gooooooooooooooodd !!
..toti au ochii doar pe jumatate deschisi....see the reason in your eyes..
...just livin' la vida mocca..
..............................
Wasted chicks come to you. "so.. wh.. wh ,,wha... what's your name? " they're finally sayin'...
What's the point? You gonna forget it,anyway, in the next second.. ..here I'm Mario !! :)) ...
talking with them , like this chick, Daniela, from Chile, after like 2 mins, "so, what's your name?" I've told u before, rememeber? Not !! Kissin' me, liked my hat . :)) !!
"Salud !!" ,,Salud !!"
Uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. ! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhu !! Falling in and out.........................
....now I'm talkin' with this little blonde girl, lip piearced, from Valencia, forgot her name already, she's givin' me her number, she doesn't know English, I suck tryin' to speak some Spanish, it's so funny... she says to meet her "manana" .."Si, si " ... Da unde dreaqu? Cruek tot aici..
This is Sin City.. no doubt about it...
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
At night
Here is all about getting wasted and have fun. Seems like everybody’s doing it.Me ? I’ve decided not to drink. It’s just not me :)) . Only sangria. To help me get in the mood.With Don Simon, mi nuevo amigo in my bagpack, I am ready for the ride.
Drink sangria on the beach, drink sangria in Placa Catalunya, drink sangria in Placa Reyal, (where all young people gather for the same reason), drink sangria on the docks, drink sangria on the streets. My favourite place to drink sangria is Port Vell. There’s something magic about that place, I’ve told you before. You just sit there on a bench, looking at the sea, the boats, the night, the lighthouse, the clock, the water, the silence. Siente la ea, siente la ea., like the song says ... Barrio Candela ....o-ri-gi-nal..
“Smoookin weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed “ the afro are sayin’. Street concerts, reggae, smoke, estrella, neon lights, painters, full of people everywhere.“20 euro for a suckin’!” two british are complaining. Guess the crisis affected us all.
Russians, Australians, british, Italians, it’s the entire world in this small club, like in Babylon.. Being known by the bartenders as “the Long Island guy”...
Fuck the Gucci dress, spill tequila on it, dance uncontrolled, sing loud, scream. All about shots and champagne. Can’t help thinkin’ these people are 50 years ahead of us, and maybe they understood beauty is overated. Does not matter how you look, it just matters how you… taste??? Beautiful people, normal people, fat people, ugly people, white people, black people, drunk people, stoned people, party people. 40 degrees in everyone’s veins. Everybody screeeeeam, feeeeeeel good !!
By the way, did I tell you how much I enjoy sangria in el puerto?Magic. It’s like I take a breath, and my chest almost triples. Tonight, while on the bench, looking at the lights in the water, the boats, the half-moon, the clock tower,sangria, sayin’ to myself it can’t get better than this, I am stoned , surprised by the fireworks that suddenly started. Awesooooooooooome !!! Out of the blue, two guys sittin’ next to me start singing New York, New York :))..
Feeling like a child in a candy store :)) ..
No se preocupe por nada…
PS 1: Put the sangria bottle in a bag. Keep the Carrefour bags away from children, they might get asphyxiated (it is written on the bag, OMG, I’m starting to understand catalan).
PS 2: Don’t drink too much if you cannot take it. It might be better for you to...
Drink sangria on the beach, drink sangria in Placa Catalunya, drink sangria in Placa Reyal, (where all young people gather for the same reason), drink sangria on the docks, drink sangria on the streets. My favourite place to drink sangria is Port Vell. There’s something magic about that place, I’ve told you before. You just sit there on a bench, looking at the sea, the boats, the night, the lighthouse, the clock, the water, the silence. Siente la ea, siente la ea., like the song says ... Barrio Candela ....o-ri-gi-nal..
“Smoookin weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed “ the afro are sayin’. Street concerts, reggae, smoke, estrella, neon lights, painters, full of people everywhere.“20 euro for a suckin’!” two british are complaining. Guess the crisis affected us all.
Russians, Australians, british, Italians, it’s the entire world in this small club, like in Babylon.. Being known by the bartenders as “the Long Island guy”...
Fuck the Gucci dress, spill tequila on it, dance uncontrolled, sing loud, scream. All about shots and champagne. Can’t help thinkin’ these people are 50 years ahead of us, and maybe they understood beauty is overated. Does not matter how you look, it just matters how you… taste??? Beautiful people, normal people, fat people, ugly people, white people, black people, drunk people, stoned people, party people. 40 degrees in everyone’s veins. Everybody screeeeeam, feeeeeeel good !!
By the way, did I tell you how much I enjoy sangria in el puerto?Magic. It’s like I take a breath, and my chest almost triples. Tonight, while on the bench, looking at the lights in the water, the boats, the half-moon, the clock tower,sangria, sayin’ to myself it can’t get better than this, I am stoned , surprised by the fireworks that suddenly started. Awesooooooooooome !!! Out of the blue, two guys sittin’ next to me start singing New York, New York :))..
Feeling like a child in a candy store :)) ..
No se preocupe por nada…
PS 1: Put the sangria bottle in a bag. Keep the Carrefour bags away from children, they might get asphyxiated (it is written on the bag, OMG, I’m starting to understand catalan).
PS 2: Don’t drink too much if you cannot take it. It might be better for you to...
Saturday, 4 October 2008
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